My name mikhail Kalashnikov

My name is Mikhail Kalashnikov, I am the inventor of the AK-47. I was born on November 10, 1919, from then on I always had an interest in how things worked, there wasn't a clock that I didn't take apart and put back together. In my later years I was conscripted into the Red Army in 1938, I became a tank driver-mechanic, achieving the rank of senior sergeant (tank commander) serving on the t-34s of the 24th Tank Regiment in World War II.
During the war; I was wounded in the hectic combat during the defense of Bryansk and so I spent a lot of time in a hospital. While in the hospital I heard some Soviet soldiers talking about how terrible the Soviet small arms of the red Army really are. For instance the M44 infantry rifle was accurate and did consume the most horrific quality of ammunition ,but the bolt action was not very smooth and sometimes got stuck continuous operation of the bolt action was very strenuous and tiring. Being so the m 44 rifle was not the best battle implement. Our automatic rifle the DP 28 was a good design but the round shape magazine got filled with dirt and grime from combat and often clogged the works of the DP 28; to many Russian soldiers have been unnecessarily killed because of inadequate equipment for the average Russian soldier. there was only one gun that caught my eye, it was the STG-44, being of German design I was reluctant of my infatuation with this weapon, but I thought I could design something similar.
At the end of World War II with the Soviet Army adopted a new combat rifle dubbed the SKS, which featured a semiautomatic, clip fed, fixed magazine. Which was accurate but had a low rate of from cinematic, and was very expensive to manufacture, because of these flaws the SKS was not the optimum combat rifle for the Soviet army I began designing a (assault rifle) for the Soviet army after a few prototypes I finally came up with the perfect design, a design which has influenced the world of infinite proportions. The Avtomat Kalashnikov 1947-(AK47) was introduced into the red Army in 1946 to select units of the red Army.
Features of the AK-47 included a 30 round detachable magazine, select fire from semiautomatic to fully automatic, stamped steel construction, the new 7.62 x 39mm-Russian ammunition, easy ability of field stripping. Etc. in fact the design was so sound that the US adopted their own version of an assault rifle the M-16.
Even though there are more of my AK-47s than there are any other assault rife design manufactured, any and all assault rifles on the present and future of all small arms weaponry. To this day I still design and test small arms weaponry for the Russian army.
"Mikhail Kalashnikov." wikipedia. 20 May 2009. 20 May 2009 .

Elvis Presley

I am Elvis Aaron Presley and I was born in Tupilo Mississippi on January 8, 1935. I was suppossed to have a twin but he died at birth. I was the second one born. In 1948 my family moved to Memphis. I graduated high school in 1953. In July of 1954 I teamed up with Sam Phillips, Scotty Moore and Bill Black to record That's All Right and Blue Moon of Kentucky. In the summer of 1935: I stopped at Memphis Recording Service to record two songs My Happiness, and That's When Your Heartache Begins, as a birthday present for my mother. On July 18, 1958: I was then earning my keep as a truck driver. I privately recorded two songs My Happiness, and That's When Your Heartaches Begin for the sum of $4. On January 4, 1954: When I was young I visited the Memphis Recording Service to record two songs, Casual Love Affair and I'll Never stand in Your Way. On June 27, 1954: I teamed up with Sam Phillips, guitarist Scotty Moore and bass player Bill Black. On July 5, 1954: Rock and roll history is made when Scotty Moore, Bill Black and I spontaniously perform bluesman Arthur "Big Boy's" Cruddup's That's All Right. On July 9, 1954: Sun releases That's All Right and Blue Moon of Kentucky relesed as my first single, which bears the legend "Sun 209" On July 10, 1954: I made my first public appearence, performing on a flatbed truck in Memphis. On August 15, 1955: I signed a management contract with Colonel Tom Parker and the relationship with Parker will continue until my death. On November 1, 1955: Phillips sent my contract to RCA Records for $35,000. On January 27, 1956: my debut single for RCA Records Heartbreak Hotel is released. The first of my number one hits, it holds down the spot for eight weeks. On January 28, 1956: I made my first appearence on network TV as a guest on Stage Show. 1956 was my biggest year and I will also appear on the Milton Berle Show, The Steve Allen Show, and The Ed Sullivan Show. On August 4, 1956: Don't Be Cruel and Hound Dog are released and they shared the top spot for 11 weeks. On November 15, 1956: The film Love Me Tender is the first of 31 Hollywood movie roles that I made and is in premiers at the New York Paramount. Two years earlier on September 9th I proformed the title song on the Ed Sullivan Show to record viewing audiences estimated at 54 million. My song I Forgot to Remember to Forget went to number 1 on the country charts. Heartbreak Hotel became my first across the board hit, holding down the top spot for eight weeks. I captivated and liberated the teenage audience.
My historic string of hits in 1956 and 1957 included Don't Be Cruel, Hound Dog, Love Me Tender, All Shook Up and Jailhose Rock. My career was interrupted when I had to got to Germany for 2 years and that is where I met my future wife Priscilla. Through most of the 60's, I occupied myself with movie- making and soundtrack recording. My standing as a rock and roller was rekindled with an electrifying TV special simply called Elvis and broadcast on December 3, 1968.
Recording in Memphis, where I cut such classic tracks such as In the Ghetto, Suspicious Minds and Kentucky Rain. I helds records for the most top forty hits (107), the top ten hits (38), the most consecutive number 1 hits (10), and the most weeks at numer 1 (80)

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